No wifi signal in the wilderness? Joke's on you, mushrooms invented the internet and have been on it 24/7 since before you even got on fiber. Their mycelium network can span miles and be notified of logs that need decomposed before the tree even knows it's dead. Just kidding about that very last bit, they aren't psychic, silly.

5.0 oz.

100% pre-shrunk combed ringspun cotton