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Who’s haunting your house harder right now? You? Or actual ghosts? They’re probably annoyed that you’re doing their job better than them. You know, moaning, wandering the halls, moving things around in the kitchen with no particular purpose... there’s no actual reason for this question, just wanted to make a funny observation........

Coming 9/22

Keep Going - an Outdoor Adventure

We hit the road in our Sprinter van to get away and get inspired. Follow our YouTube channel and get ready for some cool outdoor designs dropping soon!

Released 8/11

Funny how things happening around you can change your perspective on stuff like... say... an alien abduction.  2019- "Probably rather not..." 2020- "Probably, why not!?"

Boring Chat with an Alien

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This guy can really prattle on and on about his interdimensional vacations. Cool, you've been to nine different planets... we get it. Do I want to see your vacation photos? Well... kinda actually. Oh yeah, that celebrity from Ffromboz, of course, I'm impressed you saw them across the room. How the heck am I supposed to guess what you had for dinner on Zeedeet 9?? Wonder what I should do tonight, maybe go to the arcade... Naw too far. Is he still talking? Oh, okay, talk to you later, man!

3.8 oz., 50/25/25 polyester/airlume combed and ringspun cotton/rayon

Tee is very soft and lightweight. The fabric is not as dense and opaque as most of our tees, so be aware of that before ordering! Print is waterbased and indistinguishable from the fabric.

Fit: Unisex

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